I Don’t Believe in Freedom of Speech

I’m not talking about Mittens and EVE and the debacle of stupidity that everyone is in love with. No, I’m just talking near the general idea of speaking your mind. Simply to the point; I don’t like it. In the U.S.A, where I live this statement is considered blasphemy. To say, “I don’t believe you should be able to share your opinion” is cause for everyone near to assume I’m the rebirth of Hitler. The truth of the matter is, I simply despise many of the freedoms given to us by our forefathers. The reason for their entry has been exaggerated to ridiculous level. Freedom of Speech is the main one. It requires that we must all suffer the excessive shouting of a moron daily. And just like short people, they are loud because no wants to listen.

The result of everyone feeling that they have freedom to shout whatever they want is solely based on just a recount of 3 words, Freedom of Speech. The phrase alone, most feel is the actual law. No definitions, no explanation, just means exactly those 3 words.  Not one person can recite the Amendment, nor do people understand the limitations of speech in the US, but damned if they don’t say it’s their God given right to say whatever they want.

Am I saying that I’m against all forms of public opinion? No. Clearly, this blog is a representation of this. My problem is that people don’t understand the difference between Town Square and Private Blog. I recently received some feedback from a commenter that had the expressive ideas of … let’s say an idiot, to but it Politically Correct. Normally, the simple answer is to disapprove of the comment and not let it come to light. The difference with me is: I don’t filter as much as I am against open idiotic ideas. I simply attack it until it dies. It’s a Flight or Fight situation. Some of us try to walk around or avoid the raving lunatic homeless man shouting “God Will Come and You Will All Perish!”, and some of us kick that man to the ground and set him on fire. It’s a basic and primal instinct; you cannot help your natural will. It is nature, people.

So, when some nit wit comes strolling into my Blog Comments and spouts ridicule, I can’t help myself.


March 27, 2012 at 10:21 [Edit]

well now.. you’re just a total star wars badass arnt ya there buddy?.i love how you write as if you’re some kind of hardcore army sergeant who’s seen action in every conflict since korea. Well, im sure thats how YOU think you sound. In reality you dont. No, you ‘actually’ (lol) come across as a whiny dork yourself.
Memorable quotes of dorkdom include…

“Oh and here’s the real kicker”
“you bet your ass I would take it”
“cry like a little bitch”
“Though I can agree, the statement”
“The animation and sounds for Tracer Missile/Grav Round are so obnoxious”
“The only whining I will accept”
“everyone might be gleaming or screaming”
“forums are nothing short of tears and urine”
“Pure Brutal Rape”
“it’s actually pretty hilarious’
“So if you came to me and said”

Hey, hey you.. yeah you…. get out of your moms basement and get a life.

Now, this isn’t the first asshat I have ever encountered. No, I’ve seen my share. With topics like mine, I can pull the best out of people. My normal response is to just edit the comment. Why? Well, I already told you I don’t believe in freedom of speech. And the second reason is, because it’s wordpress.com and I can. Which mean I get to make myself and others laugh. The result is me editing the comment to this:

This comment was edited by Mr. Meh for clarity and purpose. It can be read in entirety here:

Hi Mr. Meh. I just started reading some of your blog for the first time ever. And I have to say, I am not the biggest fan of articles written in satire. You have both touch me emotionally and spiritually.

I am brought to tears when I got to think about what you have written. Not because of the content, but because it is so painful for my small brain capacity to understand. It physically hurts. Really.

I want to ask you a couple of a questions, maybe you could shine some light:

What is your experience with SWTOR and Commmandos/Mercenaries specifically to help validate your claims? Some other less intellegent beings might ask, do you think you are some kind of badass? But I wouldn’t, that would make me sound completely retarded.

Also, do you live in your mom’s basement? A childishly stupid question to ask, I know. I am just wondering if there are others like me out there with opinions.

Thank you for your time. Please feel free to clean up my comment if it doesn’t suit your fancy with grammatical technique.

-Sincerely, Some Random Asshat

Oh, I don’t leave your shame there. No, no. Remember, I kick you to the ground first, then I light you on fire. There is a step process here. Which means, I have to Reply:

Mr. Meh

March 28, 2012 at 11:27 [Edit]

Hi Marcus of Washington,

How’s the weather in Puyallup, WA this time of year? For the life of me, I can’t figure out what Rline is? It’s not that sad $17 sports drink is it? That would be sad. Anyways, I edited your comment, I hope you don’t mind. It seemed that your original text was written by a drunk special ed 13 year old. But the points made did ask some questions. So I have taken some time to help answer these for you:

Do I think I am a SW badass?
Yes. Yes, I do. Next question?

 Am I your buddy?
Sure, why not. You seem like you could use some friends.

 Am I a hardcore Army Sergeant that has seen conflict in every war since Korea?
No, I am not. That would be really sad to be in what … 12 wars/operation in my career and still be a Sergeant? You’d have to be a moron, to not accidently get promoted at some point, right? So, no, being an Veteran Army Sergeant and using that experience to write on a personal blog about patch notes to come with satirical elements about a game would be preposterous. No, I’m not a Sergeant. I’m a Colonel OF-5.

 Do I live in my mom’s basement?
No, that would be awesome though. Then I wouldn’t have to pay this mortgage that cost probably near 6 times as much as your monthly salary. But, then again, it wouldn’t be that awesome. My sixe 2 girlfriend is a screamer, and that would be awkward for Mom.

 Hope that answered your questions, Marcus. Also, please refrain from commenting and/or reading my blog ever again. I have very little patience for asshats, and I can barely handle moronic ones at that. Next time you think you came up with a clever retort, go back and examine your pitiful vocabulary and comment on the forums of Hello Kitty Online. Because I will rip into your pathetic demeanor in five seconds flat.

Go fuck yourself. No, really, go fuck yourself. Or better yet, take the fucking time to read the Bio section of the blog and realize that you aren’t commenting on the blog of some fat teenager, but the one of a satirical ranting professional that could probably fuck your girlfriend without effort, if only he could swallow the shame in having to do something that required him to fold back fat layers, you tiny dick internet douche bag.

Thanks for stopping by. Don’t bother to again. Peace.

 All that is for my enjoyment, and I laughed all while doing it. Not a week later I have comments and some emails from a different source, but with the same IP, telling me this:

 oh Im the tiny dick fucker, huh?

y dont u leave the comments alone and answer the questions?


Like, everything else, I set it on fire:

Look Captain Masochist,

I did reply to your comment in whole, answering each one of your questions. I will summarize for you, since yo readin aint superb:

I am a badass.
An Army Sergeant Veteran’s experience has no viable relation to satire criticism of upcoming patch notes for an online game.
And don’t live in my mom’s basement.

 I further implied that I was willing to bet that I was better off in life than you, I was far more handsome, and that my cock was larger. This does not mean that I would like to exchange pictures of W-2s, headshots and glorious dick pictures. But I did imply that if you had a girlfriend, which I doubt, that she not only would rather fuck me, but I probably wouldn’t even give her the time of day.

To help relate your comment to an adult’s ability to basically write within a 5th grader’s skill, I simply edited your comment to a structure so that my more common readers could at least understand you. They may not be fully fluent in Stupid.

 If you are quite done and comfortable with your recent confirmation of how small your penis is in relation to mine, I will bid you ado. Have a good day, I will not respond nor reply to any further communication from this point.


 Mister Meh

Just decided to share to you all. I hope you can enjoy it the way I could. Fire!!!

One thought on “I Don’t Believe in Freedom of Speech

  1. “They may not be fully fluent in Stupid”

    Hahahah! And Meh retains the Troll Slayer title!


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