I was in a familiar non-alliance Warband over the weekend. It was run by our servers largest guild (rank 40 too). But I joined their vent and followed orders as I would if the leaders were my own alliance leaders. I just so happened to win the roll on a Warlord Crest. Believe it or not, it was my seventh one ever.
Just as soon as I do, I hear in Vent, and I quote: “Great. Some lowbie ass noob warrior priest stole that warlord crest. Thanks noob nugget. If you are in vent, I hope you suck shit, and we ain’t opting out of any rank 5 keep takes for you. Can you boot that ass hat, please?”
In /warband I write:
“Actually, my fellow ass nugget, I am in vent :)
And since you are clearly blind and/or retarded, that’d be Tyrant/Warlord I’d be wearing matey. “
Tons of “lols” from others.
“Further more, I would really like your guild leader to explain to me why a RR34 is lecturing one of your only 3 healers in the WB on what to roll on.
Yeah, that’s right, I keep Realm War open, ready for some asshat like you to say something stupid.”
The guild leader did send me a /tell. It was not adequate. “Sorry for ****, we have a Rule that Only guildies can roll on crest. Its not about ur level. Butt U can stay in the WB for some RPs :) Just No roll on anymor crest, K.”
In the middle of a keep take, I left the WB and let them whipe on the inner door as it opened. I sent him a tell back:
“Sorry I forgot to heal you guys. I was just too busy admiring my crest, it’s so shiny.
Well I’m off. I gotta go break this down into Scout Medallions. I never finished my Obliterator set.”
He told me: “Congrats, U just got black listed by the Biggest Guild here. Ur life R going to Sux. We make up about 1/10th of the server.”
“No, actually, my life just got easier. By exactly 10%. Sweetness. I R 2 hander L33tness now. I R Uber and other things in your retarded lingo that you tweens say.”
Did you know you can /ignore a whole guild?
FTW Mythic. You did something right.